Civil War Adult Erotica
you might want to read the profile I had at the time, first.
are you interested in Gettysburg and 1st Manassas battle rosters?
CallMeRomeorRick: olo . .
CallMeRomeorRick: why, yes I am.
BigT121577: My Dad and I are trying to start a roster business, we have alot of units that served at Gettysburg
CallMeRomeorRick: oh really? Yes, I really enjoy those units.
BigT121577: which side are you most interested in Union or Confederate
CallMeRomeorRick: Well, the union had some really large units, but then the confederates.. .well, they're just so bad, that you have to love them!
BigT121577: which side do you want more?
BigT121577: or you can get alot of both
CallMeRomeorRick: hmm... well, I suppose I'm a sucker for those southern rosters. I love the accents.
BigT121577: we currently have for sale, all the Mississippi units, Texas Brigade, LA, VA, NC
CallMeRomeorRick: hmm.. . do I have to be 21 to buy it? or just 18?
BigT121577: anyone can buy trying get the business going
CallMeRomeorRick: wow. ..anyone? Would you sell to a five year old?
CallMeRomeorRick: that's just sick, man.
BigT121577: I wouldnt care trying to get the business going
CallMeRomeorRick: damn man, that's just wrong. They're kids! they really aren't ready for that type of thing yet.
BigT121577: just kidding, are you interested in some of the units?
CallMeRomeorRick: oh. .well, I mean, definitely. . .how could you NOT be interested in those units. you'd have to be gay or something!
BigT121577: ok you want all of them?
CallMeRomeorRick: hmm. sure. how much?
BigT121577: all the Confederate rosters right
CallMeRomeorRick: yeah. ..ooooooooooooooooh, those southeners
CallMeRomeorRick: oh man
CallMeRomeorRick: i'm getting hot just thinking about it
BigT121577: ok we have a total of 26 Confederate units
CallMeRomeorRick: oh damn . . .26???
CallMeRomeorRick: what are their measurements?
BigT121577: well a total of 26 times $7 a regiment equals $182 plus field and staff and artillery which would be around $200 for all of it. BUT I will sell it to you for $150 all that info is about 5-6 books worth
CallMeRomeorRick: artillery? damn. you're one kinky dude!
BigT121577: seriously I will sell all these to you for $150
BigT121577: are you interested?
CallMeRomeorRick: i don't know .. .artillerty . ..that's a little sick, dogg.
BigT121577: you know cannons?
CallMeRomeorRick: whoa man. ..I don't want no cannons.
CallMeRomeorRick: I'm only into women
BigT121577: Dude are you serious about buying Civil War rosters?
CallMeRomeorRick: yeah man, but I don't want to see no dudes junk
BigT121577: these are just names
CallMeRomeorRick: dude, call it penis, call it a johnson, call it a rod, I don't care, I still dont' want to see it!
BigT121577: what are you talking about? I am trying to sell you Civil War Rosters
CallMeRomeorRick: yeah man, but then you start talking about cannons... what you think I'm some sort of fruity boy?
CallMeRomeorRick: hey man, the ladies love me
BigT121577: here is a sample
BigT121577: Morris, Lockey: Enl. 25 July 1862 at Danbury as a conscript; from Moore County; married to Margaret B. Morris; captured at Gettysburg 3 July or at Waterloo, Md. 5 July; died of chronic diarrhea at Point Lookout 30 Oct. 1863; not on regimental or divisional casualty lists for Gettysburg; probably captured sick.
CallMeRomeorRick: that's just sick
CallMeRomeorRick: i don't want to be apart of your gay porn ring.
CallMeRomeorRick: allright dude?
CallMeRomeorRick: no dicks for rick
BigT121577: What are you talking about?
CallMeRomeorRick: here I am, talking about some major sessy units, and you're giving me guys
BigT121577: That is what the rosters have in them!
CallMeRomeorRick: well I ain't no fancy boy!
CallMeRomeorRick: you think I'm a fancy boy, huh?
CallMeRomeorRick: I'll knock you down a peg!!
BigT121577: NO! I am sending you information about the rosters you said you were interested in!
CallMeRomeorRick: dude, I'm interested in chicks brotha, i'm interested in the tang. I don't want to see no dudes junk
CallMeRomeorRick: Do you know who this is?
CallMeRomeorRick: This is rick!
CallMeRomeorRick: rick ain't no flamer!
BigT121577: Your an idiot GOODBYE
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