Civil War Adult Erotica

you might want to read the profile I had at the time, first.

BigT121577:    Hi are you interested in Gettysburg and 1st Manassas battle rosters?  
CallMeRomeorRick:    olo . .
BigT121577:    ?
CallMeRomeorRick:    why, yes I am.
BigT121577:    My Dad and I are trying to start a roster business, we have alot of units that served at Gettysburg
CallMeRomeorRick:    oh really?  Yes, I really enjoy those units.
BigT121577:    which side are you most interested in Union or Confederate
CallMeRomeorRick:    Well, the union had some really large units, but then the confederates.. .well, they're just so bad, that you have to love them!
BigT121577:    which side do you want more?
BigT121577:    or you can get alot of both
CallMeRomeorRick:    hmm... well, I suppose I'm a sucker for those southern rosters.  I love the accents.
BigT121577:    we currently have for sale, all the Mississippi units, Texas Brigade, LA, VA, NC
CallMeRomeorRick:    hmm.. . do I have to be 21 to buy it?  or just 18?
BigT121577:    anyone can buy trying get the business going
CallMeRomeorRick:    wow. ..anyone?  Would you sell to a five year old?
CallMeRomeorRick:    that's just sick, man.
BigT121577:    I wouldnt care trying to get the business going
CallMeRomeorRick:    damn man, that's just wrong.  They're kids!  they really aren't ready for that type of thing yet.
BigT121577:    just kidding, are you interested in some of the units?
CallMeRomeorRick:    oh. .well, I mean, definitely. . .how could you NOT be interested in those units.  you'd have to be gay or something!
BigT121577:    ok you want all of them?
CallMeRomeorRick:    hmm.  sure.  how much?
BigT121577:    all the Confederate rosters right
CallMeRomeorRick:    yeah. ..ooooooooooooooooh, those southeners
CallMeRomeorRick:    oh man
CallMeRomeorRick:    i'm getting hot just thinking about it
CallMeRomeorRick:    oooooooooooooh
BigT121577:    ok we have a total of 26 Confederate units
CallMeRomeorRick:    oh damn . . .26???
CallMeRomeorRick:    what are their measurements?
BigT121577:    well a total of 26 times $7 a regiment equals $182  plus field and staff and artillery which would be around $200 for all of it.  BUT I will sell it to you for $150 all that info is about 5-6 books worth
CallMeRomeorRick:    artillery?  damn.  you're one kinky dude!
BigT121577:    seriously I will sell all these to you for $150
BigT121577:    are you interested?
CallMeRomeorRick:    i don't know .. .artillerty . ..that's a little sick, dogg.
BigT121577:    you know cannons?
CallMeRomeorRick:    whoa man. ..I don't want no cannons.
CallMeRomeorRick:    I'm only into women
BigT121577:    Dude are you serious about buying Civil War rosters?
CallMeRomeorRick:   
yeah man, but I don't want to see no dudes junk
BigT121577:    these are just names
CallMeRomeorRick:    dude, call it penis, call it a johnson, call it a rod, I don't care, I still dont' want to see it!
BigT121577:    what are you talking about?  I am trying to sell you Civil War Rosters
CallMeRomeorRick:   
yeah man, but then you start talking about cannons... what you think I'm some sort of fruity boy?
CallMeRomeorRick:    hey man, the ladies love me
 BigT121577:    here is a sample
BigT121577:    Morris, Lockey:  Enl. 25 July 1862 at Danbury as a conscript; from Moore County; married to Margaret B. Morris; captured at Gettysburg 3 July or at Waterloo, Md. 5 July; died of chronic diarrhea at Point Lookout 30 Oct. 1863; not on regimental or divisional casualty lists for Gettysburg; probably captured sick.
 CallMeRomeorRick:    dude
CallMeRomeorRick:    that's just sick
BigT121577:    WHAT?
CallMeRomeorRick:    i don't want to be apart of your gay porn ring.
CallMeRomeorRick:    allright dude?
CallMeRomeorRick:    no dicks for rick
BigT121577:    What are you talking about?
CallMeRomeorRick:    here I am, talking about some major sessy units, and you're giving me guys
personals!
CallMeRomeorRick:    fogetaboutit!  
BigT121577:   
That is what the rosters have in them!
CallMeRomeorRick:    well I ain't no fancy boy!
CallMeRomeorRick:    you think I'm a fancy boy, huh?
CallMeRomeorRick:    I'll knock you down a peg!!
BigT121577:    NO! I am sending you information about the rosters you said you were interested in!
CallMeRomeorRick:    dude, I'm interested in chicks brotha, i'm interested in the tang.  I don't want to see no dudes junk
CallMeRomeorRick:    Do you know who this is?
CallMeRomeorRick:    This is rick!
CallMeRomeorRick:    rick ain't no flamer!
BigT121577:    Your an idiot GOODBYE
CallMeRomeorRick:    *you're
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