Your A Cop?

RUSTYGRL1313 [10:09 PM]:  YOUR PROFILE IS FUNNY, AND YOUR A COP?
CallMeRomeorRick [10:09 PM]:  yep ...wanna see my cuffs ? ( =
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:09 PM]:  LOL
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:10 PM]:  AGE?
CallMeRomeorRick [10:10 PM]:  I'm 21.
CallMeRomeorRick [10:10 PM]:  i'm a rookie on the force.
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:10 PM]:  WHERE YA FROM?
CallMeRomeorRick [10:10 PM]:  Arizona.
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:11 PM]:  THATS ALONG WAY.
KENTUCKY
CallMeRomeorRick [10:11 PM]:  Yeah...but you'd better be careful, I can still arrest you!
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:13 PM]:  CUTE I BET YOU USE THAT BADGE FOR ALL ITS WORTH
CallMeRomeorRick [10:13 PM]:  Oh yeah ...I always arrest the fine ladies.
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:15 PM]:  CRAZY ASS
CallMeRomeorRick [10:15 PM]:  whoa...you just BROKE THE LAW
CallMeRomeorRick [10:15 PM]:  Insulting a police officer is illegal.
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:17 PM]:  WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS?
CallMeRomeorRick [10:17 PM]:  I will hunt you down.
CallMeRomeorRick [10:17 PM]:  haha
CallMeRomeorRick [10:17 PM]:  just kidding.
CallMeRomeorRick [10:18 PM]:  but I can call the local PD
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:23 PM]:  AND TELL THEM SOME BITCH IN KY IS DOING WHAT?
CallMeRomeorRick [10:23 PM]:  insulting an officer of the law!!
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:26 PM]:  ON THE INTERNET, HAVE FUN FINDING ME BABY!
CallMeRomeorRick [10:27 PM]:  I already know where you live.
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:31 PM]:  AND WHERE IS THAT?
CallMeRomeorRick [10:32 PM]:  In 13345 east New Jersey.
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:32 PM]:  NOT EVEN CLOSE DEAR
CallMeRomeorRick [10:33 PM]:  oh...I must have punched the wrong numbers on my computer...let me try again!
CallMeRomeorRick [10:33 PM]:  4091712396398732987(&(*798327649632497234(*&(*&
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:34 PM]:  YEAH RIGHT INSPECTOR GAGDET!LOL
CallMeRomeorRick [10:34 PM]:  ok, you live at
4318 Springfield, Missouri
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:35 PM]:  I LIVE IN REDNECKVILLE KY
CallMeRomeorRick [10:35 PM]:  no you don't.
CallMeRomeorRick [10:35 PM]:  you live in springfield, missouri.
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:36 PM]:  OK, I WISH I WAS ANYWHERE BUT HERE!
CallMeRomeorRick [10:39 PM]:  That's another violation.
CallMeRomeorRick [10:39 PM]:  lying to a police officer.
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:40 PM]:  WHY DONT YOU COME CUF ME THEN
CallMeRomeorRick [10:42 PM]:  I will!
CallMeRomeorRick [10:42 PM]:  calling all units ...we have a criminal at 4318 Springfield, Missouri  
CallMeRomeorRick [10:42 PM]:  she is being a dumbass.
CallMeRomeorRick [10:42 PM]:  set phasers to funk
CallMeRomeorRick [10:45 PM]:  why aren't you talking??  You'd better not be hiding!  We have a search warrent.
CallMeRomeorRick [10:46 PM]:  383 we have her at gun point
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:46 PM]:  I GLAD YOU HAVE A SENCE OF HUMOR, MOST PEOPLE HERE IN KEN...UHSPRINGFIELD ARE PRICKS
CallMeRomeorRick [10:47 PM]:  are you threatening me???
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:47 PM]:  MAYBE/WHAT OF IT?
CallMeRomeorRick [10:47 PM]:  I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:48 PM]:  GODAMN IT BEVIS, YOU ARE NOT CORNHOLIO!
CallMeRomeorRick [10:48 PM]:  I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
CallMeRomeorRick [10:49 PM]:  BAD BOYS BAD BOYS
CallMeRomeorRick [10:49 PM]:  WHAT YA GONAN DO
CallMeRomeorRick [10:49 PM]:  WHAT YA GONAN DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:50 PM]:  A SENCE OF HUMOR IS ALWAYS GREAT, EVER BEEN HURT?ON JOB?
CallMeRomeorRick [10:51 PM]:  yeah...this one time, I sprained my clitoris.
CallMeRomeorRick [10:51 PM]:  it hurt.
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:52 PM]:  WHEN EXACTILLY DOES MATURITY SPRING INTO A MAN?LOL
CallMeRomeorRick [10:52 PM]:  i am 3 years old.  I'm not a big boy yet
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:55 PM]:  MY SON IS 3 YOUR A FUCKIN SMART ASS BABY
CallMeRomeorRick [10:56 PM]:  WHAA
CallMeRomeorRick [10:56 PM]:  WHAA
CallMeRomeorRick [10:56 PM]:  I WAN BA BA
RUSTYGRL1313 [10:56 PM]:  IM GONNA SPANK YOU
CallMeRomeorRick [10:56 PM]:  Child Abuse!
CallMeRomeorRick [10:56 PM]:  that's another count to add to your charges.
CallMeRomeorRick [10:57 PM]:  Bookem, dano.
RUSTYGRL1313 [11:00 PM]:  SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU EVER GOT HURT?
CallMeRomeorRick [11:01 PM]:  No, not seriously.  I wear a vest.
CallMeRomeorRick [11:01 PM]:  and not cuz i'm gay
CallMeRomeorRick [11:01 PM]:  or it looks snazzy.
CallMeRomeorRick [11:01 PM]:  +cuz
CallMeRomeorRick [11:03 PM]:  I'm going.   
CallMeRomeorRick [11:03 PM]:  but remember
CallMeRomeorRick [11:03 PM]:  people don't start forest fires
CallMeRomeorRick [11:03 PM]:  elves do.
CallMeRomeorRick [11:03 PM]:  and knowings half the battle
CallMeRomeorRick [11:03 PM]:  G I JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CallMeRomeorRick [11:03 PM]:  TRANSFORMERS
CallMeRomeorRick [11:03 PM]:  ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
CallMeRomeorRick [11:04 PM]:  THUNDER
CallMeRomeorRick [11:04 PM]:  THUNDER
CallMeRomeorRick [11:04 PM]:  THUNDER THUNDER CATS!
RUSTYGRL1313 [11:04 PM]:  TELL ME A INTERESTING STORYTHUNDER CATS
CallMeRomeorRick [11:04 PM]:  oh, ok.   There once was this like person.  and it like ...went to the park, and like...did some stuff. and it was pretty interesting.
RUSTYGRL1313 [11:05 PM]:  YOUR REALLY NOT A COP ARE YOU  
CallMeRomeorRick [11:05 PM]:  iamo.  you're a genius.