Take Yo Dick Out Tha Hardrive
by Dena

Bonksterxoxoxo:  asl pic
The Damn Hoodrat: 
im 14/f
Bonksterxoxoxo:  well do you got one
The Damn Hoodrat:  i have lots of peektures
Bonksterxoxoxo:  may i see them
The Damn Hoodrat:  how old are yew
Bonksterxoxoxo:  16
Bonksterxoxoxo:  so may i see your pic
The Damn Hoodrat:  i kind of lied t o you
The Damn Hoodrat:  im only 12
Bonksterxoxoxo:  may i see just see your pic
The Damn Hoodrat:  if u think im hot will u cybur me 
Bonksterxoxoxo:  no
The Damn Hoodrat:  ahhaahhaa
The Damn Hoodrat:  im kidding little guy
The Damn Hoodrat:  im busy.
The Damn Hoodrat:  go away
Bonksterxoxoxo:  ah please
The Damn Hoodrat:  seriously kid, im 18 and im not interested
Bonksterxoxoxo:  well just let me see please
The Damn Hoodrat:  omg
The Damn Hoodrat:  fine
The Damn Hoodrat:  i will send u my freaking pics
Bonksterxoxoxo:  thank you
The Damn Hoodrat:  there knock yerself out
Bonksterxoxoxo:  well you mad
Bonksterxoxoxo:  at me
The Damn Hoodrat:  yeah i hate u
Bonksterxoxoxo:  yea
Bonksterxoxoxo:  can i see more
Bonksterxoxoxo:  i want to see more because your cute
The Damn Hoodrat:  yer also 16
The Damn Hoodrat:  i dont go for the younger ones sorry
Bonksterxoxoxo:  am 19
The Damn Hoodrat:  u said u were 16
Bonksterxoxoxo:  cuz you said you were 14
Bonksterxoxoxo:  then 12 then 18
The Damn Hoodrat:  hahahha
The Damn Hoodrat:  i was trying to get rid of u but it didnt work
Bonksterxoxoxo:  hahaha
Bonksterxoxoxo:  y
Bonksterxoxoxo:  am a real nice guy
The Damn Hoodrat:  u also get on my nerves
The Damn Hoodrat:  why would u want a 12 year olds pics
Bonksterxoxoxo:  why do you have to be like that for
Bonksterxoxoxo:  i just wanted to talk wit you and you get so piss
The Damn Hoodrat:  are u from pakistan
Bonksterxoxoxo:  no
The Damn Hoodrat:  are u from india
The Damn Hoodrat:  are u from afghanistan
The Damn Hoodrat:  thank you..come again
Bonksterxoxoxo:  am from cali
Bonksterxoxoxo:  am a thug
Bonksterxoxoxo:  black and asain
The Damn Hoodrat:  ooooh your a thug
The Damn Hoodrat:  YA HEARDDDDD
Bonksterxoxoxo:  yea
Bonksterxoxoxo:  fa sho
The Damn Hoodrat:  yo dis be dat chick from PHILLY YA'M SAYIN
The Damn Hoodrat:  DAWG
The Damn Hoodrat:  I BE HOMIES WIT 2PAC
The Damn Hoodrat:  WE BE CHILLIN FA SHO
Bonksterxoxoxo:  koo koo
Bonksterxoxoxo:  if you say so you know
The Damn Hoodrat:  yo man
The Damn Hoodrat:  i met eminem
The Damn Hoodrat:  he tight fa sho
Bonksterxoxoxo:  koo
Bonksterxoxoxo:  whatever
The Damn Hoodrat:  yeah he  got naked and did a dance for me
The Damn Hoodrat:  let me slap his heiny
Bonksterxoxoxo:  ok
Bonksterxoxoxo:  whatever
Bonksterxoxoxo:  why do you got to front for
The Damn Hoodrat:  i aint front nigga
The Damn Hoodrat:  im for serious
The Damn Hoodrat:  why u gotta play me like dat
Bonksterxoxoxo:  ight whatever
The Damn Hoodrat:  foreal fam
The Damn Hoodrat:  i thought we was tyte
Bonksterxoxoxo:  all you hood rats do is front 
The Damn Hoodrat:  yo man we hoodrats hold our own
Bonksterxoxoxo:  what ever
The Damn Hoodrat:  i be swingin dem fist on da corna
Bonksterxoxoxo:  ight whatever ma
The Damn Hoodrat:  yo i go up to you and i be like BAMMMMMMMMMMM
The Damn Hoodrat:  ya heard
Bonksterxoxoxo:  k ma
The Damn Hoodrat:  u lyke dat?
Bonksterxoxoxo:  you fine ass hell i would just fuck you
Bonksterxoxoxo:  ywa
Bonksterxoxoxo:  yea
The Damn Hoodrat:  i got granny panties on
The Damn Hoodrat:  u lyke dat?
Bonksterxoxoxo:  no
The Damn Hoodrat:  ok
The Damn Hoodrat:  well what should i wear
Bonksterxoxoxo:  i dont know what ever 
Bonksterxoxoxo:  what do you have on
The Damn Hoodrat:  i have on my training bra and a neon green thong
Bonksterxoxoxo:  what happen to the panties
The Damn Hoodrat:  i switched
The Damn Hoodrat:  just for you
Bonksterxoxoxo:  yea
Bonksterxoxoxo:  you play wit your self huh
Bonksterxoxoxo:  i bet you
The Damn Hoodrat:  i use cucumbers and tomatoes
The Damn Hoodrat:  sometiems the tomatoes are too soft and i gotta get my doctor to get em out
Bonksterxoxoxo:  hahahaha
Bonksterxoxoxo:  you are a hood rat
The Damn Hoodrat:  yes ...obviously
Bonksterxoxoxo:  what else do you do
Bonksterxoxoxo:  i know a girl fine ass you can get dic anyime right
The Damn Hoodrat:  i prefer coke bottles
The Damn Hoodrat:  the old school kind
Bonksterxoxoxo:  lol
The Damn Hoodrat:  sit on them till u swallow the whole thing
The Damn Hoodrat:  can u do that
Bonksterxoxoxo:  ya
Bonksterxoxoxo:  damn
The Damn Hoodrat:  u can?
Bonksterxoxoxo:  no
The Damn Hoodrat:  why did u say ya?
Bonksterxoxoxo:  cuz i can
The Damn Hoodrat:  u like to pop a squat on coke bottles?
Bonksterxoxoxo:  no
Bonksterxoxoxo:  do you wnat ot fuck
The Damn Hoodrat:  yeah baby
Bonksterxoxoxo:  when
The Damn Hoodrat:  NOW
Bonksterxoxoxo:  how
The Damn Hoodrat:  stick yer dick in the harddrive
The Damn Hoodrat:  and ill moan
Bonksterxoxoxo:  ok
Bonksterxoxoxo:  its in
Bonksterxoxoxo:  ;-)
Bonksterxoxoxo:  my dic does not fit
Bonksterxoxoxo:  its too big
The Damn Hoodrat:  mmmmm
The Damn Hoodrat:  is it bigger than a cucumber
Bonksterxoxoxo:  its like a cucumber
The Damn Hoodrat:  EW?
The Damn Hoodrat:  is it green>
Bonksterxoxoxo:  well baby take a pic of your ass for me and send it today
Bonksterxoxoxo:  no
The Damn Hoodrat:  ew u have a disease????
The Damn Hoodrat:  i dont want that shit
The Damn Hoodrat:  TAKE YO DICK OUT DA HARDRIVE SON