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Cindy Likes Older Men This convos basically started with me being a shy girl named Cindy, who was just leaving her last boyfriend. Once I started out sending Kelly's pics some morons got attached; particuarly this fellow: SmashBrothaGunna: so what does that mean I have to be whiterickdontlikeyou: I DIDNT LOOK AT UR PIX YET rickdontlikeyou: NO I LIKE ALL RACES SmashBrothaGunna: noo ohh SmashBrothaGunna: take a look if you like what you see I gotz more SmashBrothaGunna: is paul in AZ also rickdontlikeyou: PAUL ONLY VISITS rickdontlikeyou: BUT HE IS HERE NOW SmashBrothaGunna: do you know him rickdontlikeyou: NO WE HAVE NOT MET YET SmashBrothaGunna: where is he from originally rickdontlikeyou: Texas SmashBrothaGunna: does he still stay there rickdontlikeyou: sometimes when he is with his wife SmashBrothaGunna: will what part of AZ do you live in rickdontlikeyou: I LIVE IN GILBERT SmashBrothaGunna: ohh my god why do all the people I've talked to on here since I've been back leave in gilbert I guess I'm going to have to move there if I want to find someone to love rickdontlikeyou: YEAH GILBER IS cool but it's not that far from phx! SmashBrothaGunna: but I'm just as lonely as you are I have been lonely ever since I got back here from south carolina rickdontlikeyou: Aww rickdontlikeyou: Well do you have any family nearby? SmashBrothaGunna: yeah I live with my granddad SmashBrothaGunna: do you mean family nearby in gilbert rickdontlikeyou: COOL u should hang out with him SmashBrothaGunna: I don't have family in gilbert if that's what you mean SmashBrothaGunna: I figure since your lonly and I'm lonley we can talk rickdontlikeyou: No I mean u should hang with ur gramps SmashBrothaGunna: he's always gone rickdontlikeyou: well only ims for now cuz my bf traces my calls SmashBrothaGunna: he's not even here now rickdontlikeyou: wear duz he go?? SmashBrothaGunna: uhhh he gambles alot so he's probably playing poker SmashBrothaGunna: and he works in the morning until the afternoon rickdontlikeyou: OH U SHOULD PLAY WITH HIM SmashBrothaGunna: are you like this all the time or you really don't want to talk to me rickdontlikeyou: Like what? SmashBrothaGunna: you keep asking me to hang out with him we talk but we don't do things like that SmashBrothaGunna: he does his own things SmashBrothaGunna: and plus we don't get along that great SmashBrothaGunna: it's not the best relationship in the world rickdontlikeyou: oh that sucks. SmashBrothaGunna: yea it does rickdontlikeyou: Is he old? SmashBrothaGunna: yeah he's like 60 someting rickdontlikeyou: Oh man that's the worst age. SmashBrothaGunna: he always is bitching about something rickdontlikeyou: well it's good he's not there. SmashBrothaGunna: so how does your boyfriend trace your calls SmashBrothaGunna: yea your right rickdontlikeyou: he uses aol call check SmashBrothaGunna: what that's weird SmashBrothaGunna: do you have a cell phone rickdontlikeyou: no i dont i am poor SmashBrothaGunna: yeah right SmashBrothaGunna: I don't believe that if any thing I'm poor rickdontlikeyou: my dad lost money in enron SmashBrothaGunna: ohh sorry to hear that rickdontlikeyou: It's all good we have invested in AOL and are hoping to make our moeney back SmashBrothaGunna: tru that good luck rickdontlikeyou: so what does ur grandpa look like? SmashBrothaGunna: I can't describe him SmashBrothaGunna: why do you ask lol rickdontlikeyou: I dunno he sounds kool SmashBrothaGunna: naw SmashBrothaGunna: I don't know about that he's cool when he wants to be rickdontlikeyou: i have a personal question 4 u rickdontlikeyou: have u ever seen him look at girls like my age b 4??? SmashBrothaGunna: why do you ask SmashBrothaGunna: please tell me and I will answer truthfully rickdontlikeyou: Well I kinda like older men. SmashBrothaGunna: that age????? rickdontlikeyou: Yeah rickdontlikeyou: Is he single?? SmashBrothaGunna: how old are you rickdontlikeyou: I am 17 SmashBrothaGunna: why are you playing around like this right now this is not funny it's serious rickdontlikeyou: I am very serious. rickdontlikeyou: I like 2 play poker rickdontlikeyou: Have u ever caught him playin strip poker?????? SmashBrothaGunna: that's what he plays and he is very good at it SmashBrothaGunna: ha SmashBrothaGunna: that is weird rickdontlikeyou: i can take the bus 2 ur playce some time rickdontlikeyou: do u think he will like me?? SmashBrothaGunna: and or neighbor dave he's going to get some games set in a lil while at his house shorty SmashBrothaGunna: hell yeah I think he would like you SmashBrothaGunna: I see him looking at chicks your age when where out rickdontlikeyou: (=D rickdontlikeyou: that makes me happy SmashBrothaGunna: espeaically white girls rickdontlikeyou: :) :) :) SmashBrothaGunna: he what's us to get a business staring in yuma casino SmashBrothaGunna: and he said he only wanted white girls to promote it rickdontlikeyou: oh wow i could use a job SmashBrothaGunna: because the guy he works for owns like a casion gaming place and they go deal and stuff were ever SmashBrothaGunna: even in gilbert I'm glad you brought this up SmashBrothaGunna: ohh my god this is weird rickdontlikeyou: I hope he likes me. SmashBrothaGunna: and his boss is going to let us rent equipment to get the business started SmashBrothaGunna: do you really want to meet him rickdontlikeyou: yeahhh SmashBrothaGunna: I'm 22 geez what about me rickdontlikeyou: what bus stops by ur house rickdontlikeyou: no sry SmashBrothaGunna: I don't know hoave to find out from the bus company SmashBrothaGunna: how old was your last boyfriend be honest rickdontlikeyou: well what cross streets are you by rickdontlikeyou: he was 48 SmashBrothaGunna: the cross street are 19th and beathany home road by the spectrum mall rickdontlikeyou: OH OK i can get there on the bus. SmashBrothaGunna: when are you going to come rickdontlikeyou: What time is he gonna be homo 2morrow? SmashBrothaGunna: does your dad know about the 48 year old SmashBrothaGunna: I'll find out right now hold on rickdontlikeyou: My dad has AIDs. SmashBrothaGunna: ohh my ok SmashBrothaGunna: and who do you live with right now rickdontlikeyou: I live with my mom and our ex butler. rickdontlikeyou: After Enron my mom ran off with the butler after daddy fired him. SmashBrothaGunna: did your mom know about the 48 year old rickdontlikeyou: No she doesn't. SmashBrothaGunna: he's not over there at dave's rickdontlikeyou: Oh no! SmashBrothaGunna: do you still talk to the 48 year old SmashBrothaGunna: my granddaddy needs a girl like you in his life rickdontlikeyou: no but he stalks me ) = SmashBrothaGunna: he don't have time to look for a women so you will be just right rickdontlikeyou: That makes me so happy!!!!! SmashBrothaGunna: I'm being real with you SmashBrothaGunna: for real rickdontlikeyou: Ty SmashBrothaGunna: do you have friends where you live at rickdontlikeyou: No my dad scared them. SmashBrothaGunna: do you keep in contact with any of them SmashBrothaGunna: I'm asking for business reasons rickdontlikeyou: No because my dad said they would get sent to Siberia if they talked to me. rickdontlikeyou: and he used to be a member of the Kremlin rickdontlikeyou: so he can get things like that done. SmashBrothaGunna: is that a russian mob or something rickdontlikeyou: It is where the Russian government is. He was high chief of the KGB. rickdontlikeyou: Do u no russian songs?? SmashBrothaGunna: so when are you coming to meet him SmashBrothaGunna: no sorry rickdontlikeyou: I can take the bus tomorrow at the earliest. SmashBrothaGunna: ok do you want our number so I can see when he's coming in and tell you rickdontlikeyou: No I'm scared my bf will find out if I use a phone. rickdontlikeyou: He works for Qwest. SmashBrothaGunna: I thought you where single rickdontlikeyou: EX bf rickdontlikeyou: Sorry I can't get rick out of my mind. rickdontlikeyou: He had such a big penis. SmashBrothaGunna: so do I rickdontlikeyou: Does ur gramps have a big penis 2? SmashBrothaGunna: I would not know that rickdontlikeyou: oh ok SmashBrothaGunna: I seen magunum condoms before so I assume he does rickdontlikeyou: koool rickdontlikeyou: HELLO SIR MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE? SmashBrothaGunna: yes you will rickdontlikeyou: That's what my stepdad says. rickdontlikeyou: CUZ HE USED 2 BE A BUTLER rickdontlikeyou: LOL BUT SmashBrothaGunna: ohh rickdontlikeyou: now he works 4 the phone company x= rickdontlikeyou: can i tell u somethin???? SmashBrothaGunna: what rickdontlikeyou: u seem reall e nice rickdontlikeyou: my ex is my step dad. SmashBrothaGunna: I am I wished that SmashBrothaGunna: the one your mom is with now rickdontlikeyou: yea SmashBrothaGunna: I am nice I wished other girls would give me a chance SmashBrothaGunna: to see that rickdontlikeyou: When me and ur gramps r hangin out can u roleplay as abulter 4 us??? SmashBrothaGunna: sure I'll drive the cacadillac rickdontlikeyou: KOOL I WILL CALL U JEEVES rickdontlikeyou: OK WELL I GOTTA GO 2 SLEEP NOW!!!!!!! At this point I figure it's all done, so I paste the bit about him looking at his gramp's condoms in the chat. SmashBrothaGunna: why are you doing thatSmashBrothaGunna: huh rickdontlikeyou: I HAVE A IRUS rickdontlikeyou: VIRUSS SmashBrothaGunna: that was messed up SmashBrothaGunna: why SmashBrothaGunna: are you still there SmashBrothaGunna: do you want me to tell him about you rickdontlikeyou: SRY MY COMPUTER IS EXPERIENCE DIFFICULTIES rickdontlikeyou: YES THIS I COMPUTER DO IS HACKED!!!!! rickdontlikeyou: HELLO YUNG SURFERR rickdontlikeyou: U R NOW TALKING WITH LEET HAXOR COOLDUDE9109 SmashBrothaGunna: come on be nice SmashBrothaGunna: please SmashBrothaGunna: mr. hacker SmashBrothaGunna: we are nice people rickdontlikeyou: WELL I DONT KNOW SmashBrothaGunna: please rickdontlikeyou: WHAT BASKETBALL TEAM DO YOU LIKE??????? SmashBrothaGunna: dallas mavericks rickdontlikeyou: WRONG ANSWER SmashBrothaGunna: please be nice SmashBrothaGunna: know SmashBrothaGunna: please rickdontlikeyou: KLJKLJ rickdontlikeyou: KJKLJ rickdontlikeyou: OK I WILL BE NICE THIS ONCE rickdontlikeyou: BUT U CAN NEVER IM THIS COMPUTER AGAIN!!!!!! SmashBrothaGunna: come on will you give the im box back to why SmashBrothaGunna: why not SmashBrothaGunna: come on rickdontlikeyou: I AM JEEVES!!!!! SmashBrothaGunna: please that's not fair SmashBrothaGunna: I'm lonely rickdontlikeyou: U WERE HITTIN ON MY DAUGHTER SmashBrothaGunna: and she was the only person that would talk to me SmashBrothaGunna: know I wasn't rickdontlikeyou: THAT IS BECAUS E SHE IS IN A WHEELCHAIR SmashBrothaGunna: we where just talking and I didn't know that rickdontlikeyou: YEAH WELL NOW U DO rickdontlikeyou: SHE IS AUTISTIC SmashBrothaGunna: I was not aware of that in her pix she was standing up SmashBrothaGunna: what's that mean rickdontlikeyou: SHE CAN STAND IF WE GIVE HER ZPROXABYN rickdontlikeyou: BUT IT MAKES HER GET SICK AND LOSE HAIR SmashBrothaGunna: sorry sir rickdontlikeyou: SO WE GOT A WHEEL CHAIR SmashBrothaGunna: I was not aware of that rickdontlikeyou: DON'T SO AS LISTEN YOU TO CAN HIM SmashBrothaGunna: will I be able to chat with lisa rickdontlikeyou: there rickdontlikeyou: i got the computer back. rickdontlikeyou: I interfaced with the mainfraim and hotboxed the sysop. SmashBrothaGunna: ohh my god this is weird SmashBrothaGunna: I'm glad I didn't put my number on the screen SmashBrothaGunna: who was that rickdontlikeyou: I dunno my computer just kept saying rickdontlikeyou: CAN I HELP YOU MADAM? rickdontlikeyou: over and over SmashBrothaGunna: hey in your pi last pic I see your bling bling on your teeth I like it lol rickdontlikeyou: haha yeah ijt is funny rickdontlikeyou: well I got to go!!!!! rickdontlikeyou: niht!!!!!!
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