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Officer Davey

Officer Davey

rickdontlikeyou:  HEY SON
Mamoman123:  hi
rickdontlikeyou:  I AM OFFICER DAVEY
rickdontlikeyou:  MAY I BE OF SOME ASSITANCE???
Mamoman123:  can i ask a cop question
rickdontlikeyou:  SURE GO A HEAD
Mamoman123:  can a man call the cops on a naked woman and have her arrested
Mamoman123:  or only other way around
rickdontlikeyou:  YES BUT ONLY IF IT IS A FELONY
rickdontlikeyou:  SHE HAS TO BE NAKED IN PUBLIC AT LEAST 15 MINUTES
Mamoman123:  ok was there a case like that
rickdontlikeyou:  OTHERWISE IT IS A MISDEMANOR AND IT WILL JUST BE A TICKAT
Mamoman123:  if she is in her front yard over an hour
rickdontlikeyou:  WAS SHE DRUNK??????????/
Mamoman123:  no sunbathing
rickdontlikeyou:  OH OK WELL SHE CAN BE NAKED ON HER PROPERTY BUT SHE HAS TO BE UNVISIBLE
Mamoman123:  like at a park or swimming pool
rickdontlikeyou:  A PARK IS PUBLIC PROPERTY!!!!
rickdontlikeyou:  IF SHE IS NAKED FOR 20 MINTUES IT IS A CRIME!
Mamoman123:  can she be prosececuted
rickdontlikeyou:  SHE WILL GET A TIXET!
rickdontlikeyou:  IF SHE WANTS SHE CAN FIGHT IT
Mamoman123:  and was there a case in which a woman was nude 4 over 20min
rickdontlikeyou:  DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?????
rickdontlikeyou:  HA HA 
Mamoman123:  no
rickdontlikeyou:  OH OK
Mamoman123:  can a teenagere press charges
rickdontlikeyou:  HOW OLD R U??
Mamoman123:  25
rickdontlikeyou:  OH YA 25 CAN PRESS CHARGES
rickdontlikeyou:  U HAVE 2 BE OVER 18 2 PREASS CHARGES THO ON ADULT
rickdontlikeyou:  MAMO MAY I HAVE YOUR NAME?
Mamoman123:  was there a case which a man did press charges on a woman 4 being nude
Mamoman123:  george
rickdontlikeyou:  YA THERE WAS AND SHE GOT A TICKET!!! BUT THAT WAS IN PHEONIX ARIZONA
Mamoman123:  what was she doing
rickdontlikeyou:  WELL IT IS COMPLEX
rickdontlikeyou:  SHE WAS AT HER HOME
rickdontlikeyou:  AND SOMEONE BROKE IN WHILE SHE WAS IN THE SHOWER
rickdontlikeyou:  AND SHE ESCAPED OUT THE WINDOW
rickdontlikeyou:  BUT WHEN SHE GOT OUT AND CALLED THE COPS AND WHEN WE GOT THERE SHE WAS NAKED@!!!!!!!!!!
rickdontlikeyou:  SO WE GAVE HER A TIXET
Mamoman123:  was she embarassed
rickdontlikeyou:  OH YEAH 
rickdontlikeyou:  ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT HOBO 
rickdontlikeyou:  HE SMELLED
rickdontlikeyou:  WE GAVE HIM A TICKET FOR PAN HANDLING
Mamoman123:  but was there a man who pressed charges againt a naked woman
rickdontlikeyou:  YEAH IT WAS THE HOBO
Mamoman123:  he pressed charges
rickdontlikeyou:  YA 
rickdontlikeyou:  BUT THEN HE WENT TO JAIL
Mamoman123:  what 4
rickdontlikeyou:  WELL HE SAID CUZ SHE WAS NAKED IT MADE HIM . . .ERECT . ..EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE . ..AND HE IS A SMELLY HOBO AND CANT GET SEX
rickdontlikeyou:  SO IT PISSED HIM OFF
rickdontlikeyou:  BUT WE GAVE HER A TICKET AND HE WAS MUCH MORE HAPPY
rickdontlikeyou:  ESPECIALLY AFTER WE MADE HER GIVE HIM HEAD
rickdontlikeyou:  HA HA JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE HEAD
Mamoman123:  ok
rickdontlikeyou:  HA HA I AM A FUN COP NO?
Mamoman123:  yea
rickdontlikeyou:  GEORGE WOOD U LIKE 2 REPORT A NAKED WOMAN 2 ME?
rickdontlikeyou:  IT WILL BE CONFENDEIT!!!!
Mamoman123:  id do her myself
rickdontlikeyou:  OMG GEORGE
rickdontlikeyou:  THAT COMMENT
rickdontlikeyou:  WAS ASSAULT
rickdontlikeyou:  WHAT IS UR ADDRESS GEORGE??????//
rickdontlikeyou:  U HAVE COMMITED A SERIOUS CRIME!!!!!
rickdontlikeyou:  481 WE HAVE HIM AT GUN POINT
Mamoman123:  why u say that 4 i said id sociolize with her
rickdontlikeyou:  U SAID UD DO HER
rickdontlikeyou:  THAT IS RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rickdontlikeyou:  WHAT IS UR ADDDRESS GEORGE
rickdontlikeyou:  TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mamoman123:  not if it was consint
rickdontlikeyou:  OH IT IS CONSINT?/
rickdontlikeyou:  WELL IN THAT CASE NE/M
Mamoman123:  if she was willing
rickdontlikeyou:  GEORGE MAY I ASK U A FEW QUESTIONS?
Mamoman123:  yea
rickdontlikeyou:  WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF APRIL30TH?
Mamoman123:  home
rickdontlikeyou:  DO U HAVE N E 1 2 SUBSTANTIATE THAT?
Mamoman123:  no
rickdontlikeyou:  VERY INTERESTING GEORGE
rickdontlikeyou:  GEORGE, WHAT DO U NO ABOUT TACO BELL?
rickdontlikeyou:  YOUR SILENCE PROVES YOUR GUITL GEORGE
rickdontlikeyou:  I AM NOW USING AOL 2 LOOK UP UR ADDRESS
rickdontlikeyou:  U MUST STAY SIGNED ON FOR ANOTHER 5 MINUTES
rickdontlikeyou:  WHILE I TRIANGULATE THE SIGNAL
rickdontlikeyou:  I USE LINUX 2 DEW IT!!!!!!
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