Brndn4lyfe:
sup?
callmeRICKorROME
: Hello?
Brndn4lyfe: are u that oxyclean guy?
callmeRICKorROME: Oh, yeah, that is indeed me.
callmeRICKorROME: But please don't give my s/n out.
Brndn4lyfe: dont worry dude...
Brndn4lyfe: what is kaboom?
callmeRICKorROME: It is MY REVOLUTIONARY
STAIN REMOVER!!!!!!!!!
callmeRICKorROME: IT CAN GET THE SCUM OUT
callmeRICKorROME: OF ANY PRODUCT
callmeRICKorROME: ANYWHERE
callmeRICKorROME: ANYTIME!
callmeRICKorROME: KABOOOOOOOM
Brndn4lyfe: really?
callmeRICKorROME: yep!
Brndn4lyfe: how much is it?
callmeRICKorROME: it's 19.99
callmeRICKorROME: but if you act now
callmeRICKorROME: I'll throw in a 24 oz tube
Brndn4lyfe: oh...
callmeRICKorROME: of my REVOLUTIONARY OXY
10 CLEANER!!!
Brndn4lyfe: so it cleans better than oxyclean?
callmeRICKorROME: no,it harnesses THE POWER
callmeRICKorROME: OF OXY CLEAN
Brndn4lyfe: oooh...
callmeRICKorROME: to clean TOUGH RUST STAINS
Brndn4lyfe: kewl man...
Brndn4lyfe: i might get some..
Brndn4lyfe: where do i get it 4rm?
callmeRICKorROME: well you can go to our website
Brndn4lyfe: ok
callmeRICKorROME: here you go!!!!!!
callmeRICKorROME:
http://www.ascleanedontv.com/oxyclean.html
ca
llmeRICKorROME:
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
callmeRICKorROME: BOOM!
callmeRICKorROME: KABOOM!!!
Brndn4lyfe: ok dude
Brndn4lyfe: oh yeah...i got oxyclean on my hands once
then rubbed my eye...
Brndn4lyfe: dude ur oxyclean stuff burns
callmeRICKorROME: NOOO
callmeRICKorROME: BUT
callmeRICKorROME: KABOOOOOOOOOM
callmeRICKorROME: DOES
Brndn4lyfe: ok
callmeRICKorROME: LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING
BRYNDN4LYFE??
Brndn4lyfe: ok
Brndn4lyfe: its brndn4lyfe
Brndn4lyfe: but anyway ask away
callmeRICKorROME: HAVE YOU EVER HAD
PROBLEMS ACHIEVING AN ERRECTION???
Brndn4lyfe: no dude...
Brndn4lyfe: how bout u?
callmeRICKorROME: yes, honestly
callmeRICKorROME: BUT IF YOU EVER DO HAVE
"MARITAL DIFFICULTIES" AS WE LIKE TO CALL THEM,
ONE LITTLE TASTE OF OXICLEAN
callmeRICKorROME: AND BAMMMMMMMMMM
callmeRICKorROME: INSTANT BONER
Brndn4lyfe: ok...
Brndn4lyfe: i got some in the cabinet ima try it now...
callmeRICKorROME: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
callmeRICKorROME: YOU ARE A GREAT,
GREAT MAN
callmeRICKorROME: I LOVE YOU
callmeRICKorROME: WANNA CYBER???
Brndn4lyfe: no dude....
Brndn4lyfe: ur weird
callmeRICKorROME: OK FINE THEN ...YOU BROKE
MY HEART...BUT KABOOM WILL FIX IT!
callmeRICKorROME:
KABOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OM
Brndn4lyfe: damn dude u really lyke kaboom
callmeRICKorROME: yes it really IS
WONDERFULLLLLL
Brndn4lyfe: i see...
Brndn4lyfe: it cleans and gives u boners
callmeRICKorROME: IT IS MY MAGIC STICK LIKE
THE NEGROS SAY
Brndn4lyfe: yeah..
Brndn4lyfe: g2g dude...
Brndn4lyfe: bye
callmeRICKorROME: LATERRRRRR
callmeRICKorROME: I AM PUTTING YOU ON MY
BUDDYLIST TO IM YOU ABOUT OXYICLEAN LATER!!!
Brndn4lyfe: aight dude
Brndn4lyfe: whats ur name?
callmeRICKorROME: I am KABOOMERIRIFIC
callmeRICKorROME: but you make call me tom.
Brndn4lyfe: thought u was that guy 4rm oxyclean
commercial
Brndn4lyfe: his name is billy mayes
callmeRICKorROME: OH NO!!!
callmeRICKorROME: ok ok ok I admit it ) =
callmeRICKorROME: I am just a KABOOM
GROUPIE!!!1
callmeRICKorROME: i LOVE
KAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAABOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOM
Brndn4lyfe: ok..
Brndn4lyfe: bye
callmeRICKorROME: wanna cyber?
Brndn4lyfe: no
callmeRICKorROME: ok fine, I'll just stick with my KABOOM.