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My AOL Wife

My AOL Wife

5/10/01 5:00 am. . .I was chattin in the Tucson room, and I got this IM.

PMUE21:    your not married but married to your towel
CallMeRomeorRick:    uh...yeah.
PMUE21:    where are you from
CallMeRomeorRick:    from tha hood y0
PMUE21:    yea right where are you feally from
CallMeRomeorRick:    i rep tha lbc y0 fo sho 213
PMUE21:    tell me your realy from or im breaking up
CallMeRomeorRick:    i'm from bisbee.
PMUE21:    az or nd
CallMeRomeorRick:    az
PMUE21:    how can our relationship start
CallMeRomeorRick:    oh i don't know...what do you want to do?
PMUE21:    no it's up to you
CallMeRomeorRick:    ok, let's go on a date@!!!
PMUE21:    ok what do you want me to wear
CallMeRomeorRick:    a purple mink coat
CallMeRomeorRick:    with a nice bracelet
CallMeRomeorRick:    and a blue dress
CallMeRomeorRick:    with pearls
CallMeRomeorRick:    and go go boots
PMUE21:    do you sleep alot except at night
CallMeRomeorRick:    no, not really.
CallMeRomeorRick:    i just do a lot of tweak
CallMeRomeorRick:    it keeps me awake
PMUE21:    i have school but i will be home at 3:00
CallMeRomeorRick:    ok....have fun...and tell everyone about me!!!

5/10/01 3:30, I woke up after a brief sleep. I barely remembered the person in time.

PMUE21:   the baby is fine 
CallMeRomeorRick:    the what?
CallMeRomeorRick:    is who?
PMUE21:    you wanted to have a child
CallMeRomeorRick:    uh...ok.
PMUE21:    so how are you
CallMeRomeorRick:    OOOOOOH YEAH
CallMeRomeorRick:    sorry, I just woke up
CallMeRomeorRick:    i'm fine...I didn't know you you were pregnant yet.
CallMeRomeorRick:    i thought that ocular sex didn't cause pregnancy
PMUE21:    my sister is here right beside me she's the one that's pregnant
CallMeRomeorRick:    WOW!!!!
CallMeRomeorRick:    i swear we didn't do anything
CallMeRomeorRick:    we were drunk
PMUE21:    how old are you again
CallMeRomeorRick:    i am 18
PMUE21:    kiss me as i fall
CallMeRomeorRick:    ok...
PMUE21:    talk sexy
CallMeRomeorRick:    meowwwwwwwwww
CallMeRomeorRick:    wooooooof
CallMeRomeorRick:    woof woof
CallMeRomeorRick:    grrrrrrrr
CallMeRomeorRick:    eeeeeooeeeeeooo
CallMeRomeorRick:    ahe he he
CallMeRomeorRick:    OW
CallMeRomeorRick:    oooo
PMUE21:    wait
CallMeRomeorRick:    ok
PMUE21:    wanna prtend were in high school
CallMeRomeorRick:    all right!!!
CallMeRomeorRick:    ::gets on the swings::
PMUE21:    how can we start
CallMeRomeorRick:    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CallMeRomeorRick:    we can ride the swings!!!
CallMeRomeorRick:    HIGHER DADDY!!!!
CallMeRomeorRick:    HIGHER!!
PMUE21:    they don't have swings in high school
CallMeRomeorRick:    alsfjdkljsa
CallMeRomeorRick:    they don't???????
CallMeRomeorRick:    what the hell???
CallMeRomeorRick:    I want to ride the swings!!!!!!!
PMUE21:    you can walk in the hall and touch my booty when i get to my locker
CallMeRomeorRick:    oooh..ok!!!
CallMeRomeorRick:    <walks through the hall all pimpish>
CallMeRomeorRick:    <swings arms>
PMUE21:    are we in the same classes
CallMeRomeorRick:    oh yeah
CallMeRomeorRick:    it's gym
CallMeRomeorRick:    and I'm doing gymnastics
CallMeRomeorRick:    then I walk over
CallMeRomeorRick:    and grab your ass
CallMeRomeorRick:    and i start jumping up and down and screaming
CallMeRomeorRick:    "mooooooooooooooo"
CallMeRomeorRick:    "moooooooooooooooooo"
PMUE21:    what's our On Line High School called and it would have to make sense like Santna High School is in Santee, California
CallMeRomeorRick:    ok...how about crenshaw high in crenshaw
CallMeRomeorRick:    YO WHATAUP MA
CallMeRomeorRick:    U MY BOO GURL
PMUE21:    you mean Crenshaw is in Mississippi
CallMeRomeorRick:    OH!
CallMeRomeorRick:    it is??
CallMeRomeorRick:    ok, we'll go to school there
PMUE21:    have you seen fights at your school
CallMeRomeorRick:    yeah, there's been some nasty fights
CallMeRomeorRick:    this one time, this one gang,  the happy rainbows, beat down this one kid from the purple triangles
CallMeRomeorRick:    it was sad )****=
CallMeRomeorRick:    then i rode the swing!!!!
CallMeRomeorRick:    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
PMUE21:    what can we fight over
CallMeRomeorRick:    oh...we can fight over...our GI Joes
CallMeRomeorRick:    no
CallMeRomeorRick:    let's fight over  
CallMeRomeorRick:    midterms
CallMeRomeorRick:    you're a naughty girl!!
PMUE21:    what are you talking about
CallMeRomeorRick:    i'm talking about your bad grades
PMUE21:    kicks hubby in the private
CallMeRomeorRick:    ouch!!!
CallMeRomeorRick:    lajlkfj
CallMeRomeorRick:    )*==
CallMeRomeorRick:    <dies>
PMUE21:    wait you should be fighting back
CallMeRomeorRick:    you killed me.
CallMeRomeorRick:    i'm dead.
PMUE21:    i didn't kick you that hard so you can kick, punch me any where
CallMeRomeorRick:    <disembowls you>
CallMeRomeorRick:    there, now we're even!!
PMUE21:    what do you mean disembowls
CallMeRomeorRick:    i meant that I gave you a BIG KISS
PMUE21:    why give me a kiss we should be fighting
CallMeRomeorRick:    i'm a lover
CallMeRomeorRick:    not a fighter
CallMeRomeorRick:    now gimee brain
PMUE21:    why did you grav my butt when i was at my locker
CallMeRomeorRick:    because it's so round and firm.
PMUE21:    and what else
CallMeRomeorRick:    i have tourettes
CallMeRomeorRick:    FUCK YOU
CallMeRomeorRick:    oops
CallMeRomeorRick:    see??
PMUE21:    what do you mean
CallMeRomeorRick:    i have a disease, where i just randomly do things
CallMeRomeorRick:    FUCK YOU!!!
CallMeRomeorRick:    sseee?
CallMeRomeorRick:    ) =
CallMeRomeorRick:    i don't mean to.
PMUE21:    kick
CallMeRomeorRick:    stop!!!!
CallMeRomeorRick:    you're abusing me!!!  
PMUE21:    what do you meam
CallMeRomeorRick:    this is sexula harassment
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