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Neopet Scammer

by Rick

screens n names:    ok
CallMeRickOrRome:    iamo yoiu're a fuckin idiot
screens n names:    report u
CallMeRickOrRome:    OMG I AM REPORTING PEOPLE
CallMeRickOrRome:    OVER NEOPETS
CallMeRickOrRome:    GO ME
CallMeRickOrRome:    Report away.
CallMeRickOrRome:    I'm this thing called an
CallMeRickOrRome:    "adult"
CallMeRickOrRome:    and I somehow think I'll survive.
screens n names:    o well
CallMeRickOrRome:    "o well"
CallMeRickOrRome:    You really are a moron.
screens n names:    so
CallMeRickOrRome:    I'm going to post this screen name on a website that I run
screens n names:    youll be frozen
CallMeRickOrRome:    "This idiot threatened people over a virtual pet site"
screens n names:    its my false name, i have 2
CallMeRickOrRome:    It'll be funny.
CallMeRickOrRome:    WOW TWO NAMES
CallMeRickOrRome:    AREN'T YOU SPECIAL?
CallMeRickOrRome:    Moron.
screens n names:    this one matters not
CallMeRickOrRome:    Wow don't get all martyr.
screens n names:    ....
CallMeRickOrRome:    Ok Jesus
CallMeRickOrRome:    settle down
screens n names:    ....
CallMeRickOrRome:    You can't even do ellipsis correctly.
screens n names:    wat the hell is an elipse?
CallMeRickOrRome:    If you weren't a moron you'd know.
screens n names:    ok
CallMeRickOrRome:    Stay in school
screens n names:    ok
screens n names:    i will
CallMeRickOrRome:    *continuation school
screens n names:    *
screens n names:    *gets straight A's*
CallMeRickOrRome:    Sure you do.
CallMeRickOrRome:    Prove it.
screens n names:    cant\
CallMeRickOrRome:    Uh-huh
CallMeRickOrRome:    exactly.
screens n names:    how?
CallMeRickOrRome:    Webcam, scanner, etc.
screens n names:    *gets A's & B's in everything but Spanish which I suck at*
CallMeRickOrRome:    Scan a report card with a note on top that says "callmerickorrome sucks"
CallMeRickOrRome:    Sure you do slappy.
screens n names:    slappy!
screens n names:    ur slappy:(
CallMeRickOrRome:    ...are you going to cry?
CallMeRickOrRome:    Just curious.
screens n names:    no:-(
CallMeRickOrRome:    You seem pretty torn up.
CallMeRickOrRome:    1800 777 7777
screens n names:    im not slappy:(
CallMeRickOrRome:    It's a help line for troubled youth.
screens n names:    wats dat 4?
screens n names:    o
screens n names:    not troubled....
CallMeRickOrRome:    You're definitely a bit disturbed.
screens n names:    SO!
CallMeRickOrRome:    Do you listen to Linkin Park?
screens n names:    who?
CallMeRickOrRome:    ICP?
screens n names:    ?
CallMeRickOrRome:    You seem like an ICP fan.
screens n names:    i dont listen to music
CallMeRickOrRome:    Oh someday you will gain 300 lbs
CallMeRickOrRome:    put on bad clown makeup
screens n names:    so:(
CallMeRickOrRome:    and drink cheap soda.
CallMeRickOrRome:    It's what you ICP fans do.
screens n names:    im 13 and weigh 102, i think thats good:(
screens n names:    wats ICP?
CallMeRickOrRome:    Give it a few years.
CallMeRickOrRome:    "Insane Clown Possey"
screens n names:    o
CallMeRickOrRome:    They make bad music
screens n names:    never heard of it
CallMeRickOrRome:    it's right up your alley.
screens n names:    is it rap? i hate rap
CallMeRickOrRome:    Everyone I know who makes inane internet threats is a big fan of them.
screens n names:    r they a rap group?
CallMeRickOrRome:    I think they think they are
CallMeRickOrRome:    but it's not exactly something they do well.
CallMeRickOrRome:    Think "Kid Rock"
CallMeRickOrRome:    with face paint.
screens n names:    then ill never like them, i hte rap of all kinds, it sickens me
CallMeRickOrRome:    and 300 lbs
CallMeRickOrRome:    and damn 102 lbs work in a steak.
screens n names:    i hate steak
screens n names:    and barbeque sauce
screens n names:    and mustard
screens n names:    and hunts ketchup
CallMeRickOrRome:    Wow thanks for the biography.
screens n names:    but hienz ketchup rocks!
screens n names:    i have a hair collection
screens n names:    and i kept the beehive from my mailbox
CallMeRickOrRome:    ...you'll definitely be into ICP in a few years.
screens n names:    not
screens n names:    rap sucks
screens n names:    most music sucks
screens n names:    i just like music with no words
screens n names:    like Hedwigs Theme
screens n names:    yes, I am boring
CallMeRickOrRome:    I wouldn't say boring, I'd say
CallMeRickOrRome:    "potential trash can victim"
screens n names:    !!!
CallMeRickOrRome:    You're going to be dumped in so many trashcans in high school dude.
screens n names:    8th grade honours classes!
CallMeRickOrRome:    Yep. Trashcan.
screens n names:    i dont tell ne1 about my outside life, i know that would happen if i did
screens n names:    nobody knows what im like outside of school
CallMeRickOrRome:    well jesus h christ why not tell me I'm definitely fascinated.
screens n names:    no'
screens n names:    im also the only one in my entire schools history to go to the office for stabbing people and come out without any detention, suspension, ISS, etc.
CallMeRickOrRome:    Now that's something to include in your college application essays.
screens n names:    good
screens n names:    i cant figure out what to do at (Link: http://www.thepentagon.org)www.thepentagon.org :(
screens n names:    and (Link: http://www.thepentagon.org/images)www.thepentagon.org/images is just pointless
CallMeRickOrRome:    ...I'm sure I care.
screens n names:    u do? wow!
CallMeRickOrRome:    Totally.
screens n names:    wee!
screens n names:    i rock!
CallMeRickOrRome:    No.
screens n names:    y dont u have an icon?
screens n names:    :(
CallMeRickOrRome:    Because icons are for fags.
screens n names:    :(
screens n names:    are not
screens n names:    u lie
screens n names:    every1 has em
screens n names:    lier
CallMeRickOrRome:    Yeah. Fags.
CallMeRickOrRome:    Not even the cool kind that have sex with men.
screens n names:    o, haha
screens n names:    but....i dont know how to get rid of mine:(
screens n names:    well ur a meanie
CallMeRickOrRome:    Try cracking open a battery and drinking the insides.
screens n names:    i tried, it was empty:(
CallMeRickOrRome:    Failure.
screens n names:    and all u have to do is take off the wrapper, search the end for a crease, rip it off, and do that again, and it comes open, no need to crack....
screens n names:    FAILURE!!!
screens n names:    no way!
CallMeRickOrRome:    Wow you've really looked into this.
screens n names:    nobody but my mom calls me a failure!!!
CallMeRickOrRome:    What the fuck did I IM livejournal.com?
screens n names:    ?
screens n names:    how do u im livejournal.com?
CallMeRickOrRome:    I think that line went over your head.
CallMeRickOrRome:    I'll try to dumb it down.
screens n names:    ?
CallMeRickOrRome:    It was a witty refrence to your emo-nature.
screens n names:    ?
screens n names:    dumb it down a notch
CallMeRickOrRome:    Jesus kid, do you live under a rock?
screens n names:    no
screens n names:    hi
CallMeRickOrRome:    Oh hey
screens n names:    wats up?
screens n names:    r u god?
screens n names:    just kidding, im not religious!
CallMeRickOrRome:    No just a reasonable facimilie.
CallMeRickOrRome:    . . . was that some poor attempt at a knock-knock joke?
screens n names:    no
screens n names:    knock-knock jokes involve knocking
CallMeRickOrRome:    Thus the "poor attempt" part.
screens n names:    o, well, no
screens n names:    im anti-religious!
CallMeRickOrRome:    Well whoopdi-fuckin-do
screens n names:    weeeee!
CallMeRickOrRome:    let's take an ad out in the paper.
screens n names:    why?
CallMeRickOrRome:    Tell the whole god-damn world I'm sure they really care.
screens n names:    it'll just attract hitmen:(
CallMeRickOrRome:    What a vivid imagination you have.
screens n names:    wee!
CallMeRickOrRome:    Do you have a hot older sister?
screens n names:    y?
CallMeRickOrRome:    Like in the 18-21 year old range
screens n names:    yes
CallMeRickOrRome:    Awesome, hook me up.
screens n names:    shes in florida
CallMeRickOrRome:    Poor girl.
screens n names:    and engaged
CallMeRickOrRome:    Maybe she just hasn't met the right man.
screens n names:    she has....
CallMeRickOrRome:    I really am wasting good lines on you.
screens n names:    ok, bye....
CallMeRickOrRome:    All right. See you in hell.
screens n names:    kk
screens n names:   kk
screens n names:   hi
CallMeRickOrRome:   Yo
screens n names:   im in hell but i dont see u:(
screens n names:   do u see me? im in front of the big scary thing
CallMeRickOrRome:   ...what
CallMeRickOrRome:   Did mommy forget to give you your pill today?
screens n names:   no, i burnt it, so she threw it out
CallMeRickOrRome:   Perhaps that was unwise.
screens n names:   i dont like it, it makes me not me
screens n names:   i feel not un-boring when i have them
CallMeRickOrRome:   . . .I hate to break it to youa
CallMeRickOrRome:   -a
CallMeRickOrRome:   but you're pretty boring anyway.
screens n names:   but im more boring then
CallMeRickOrRome:   That's scary.
screens n names:   ....
screens n names:   my eye hurts
screens n names:   so does my lung
screens n names:   olives are for hieslorms
CallMeRickOrRome:   You might consider a doctor.
screens n names:   y?
screens n names:   they dont like me much
screens n names:   they hurt me
screens n names:   and inject me with stuff:(
screens n names:   and prescribe stuff
screens n names:   and tell me fire isn't my friend'
CallMeRickOrRome:   Oh it is
CallMeRickOrRome:   it is
CallMeRickOrRome:   don't listen to them
CallMeRickOrRome:   You should play tag with it.
screens n names:   and they insist boewit the leprechaun isn't real, but what do they know
screens n names:   and i already play tag with it
screens n names:   but then they make me go to the doctor again
screens n names:   hi rick
screens n names:   or Rome
CallMeRickOrRome:   Hey maybe you should consider taking your friendship with it to the next level.
screens n names:   ur choice
screens n names:   lol
screens n names:   to late
screens n names:   already did
CallMeRickOrRome:   Have you ever kissed it? It's not like girls it doesn't have cooties.
screens n names:   o ya, its spicy
screens n names:   and choppy
screens n names:   and smooth
screens n names:   damhit! gtg, doctor wants me
screens n names:   eh, the hell with him
screens n names:   ?
screens n names:   rap sucks
CallMeRickOrRome:   Hey thanks for the opinion I'll file it under "no one cares what you think."
screens n names:   kk
screens n names:   TUMORS!!!
screens n names:   wait, dont file my opinion!
screens n names:   /fact
CallMeRickOrRome:   . . . definintely trashcan bound.
screens n names:   well it does
screens n names:   screw them
screens n names:   !
screens n names:   I mess those sons up, doog
CallMeRickOrRome:   Hip.
screens n names:   yo son, i from the hood, my home-doggidy dog from ye olde hoode of doom & death
screens n names:   homie-L
screens n names:   *swishes a D*
CallMeRickOrRome:   You play Dungeons and Dragons \ =
screens n names:   ?
screens n names:   wat?
screens n names:   no
screens n names:   wats dat?
screens n names:   classical music rocks!!!
screens n names:   especially Hedwigs Theme!
screens n names:   ur cool!
screens n names:   doooooooogidy dog from the hood. G!!!
CallMeRickOrRome:   Classical music's all right.
screens n names:   it rocks
screens n names:   way to go!
screens n names:   woo
screens n names:   hoo!
screens n names:   im cool
CallMeRickOrRome:   No.
screens n names:    .
screens n names:   .
screens n names:   0
screens n names:   0
screens n names:   .0
screens n names:   .
screens n names:   .0
screens n names:   i rule
CallMeRickOrRome:   settle down beavis
screens n names:   BEAVIS!
screens n names:   BEAVIS?
screens n names:   BEAVIS!!!
screens n names:   ok
CallMeRickOrRome:   what
screens n names:   u call beavis of I
screens n names:   u prick-like bastard
screens n names:   hilo!
CallMeRickOrRome:   yo
screens n names:   hi
*** Auto-response sent to screens n names: OK I'M TRYING TO SLEEP QUIT WAKING ME UP OK ( ;