Motards

This convo started out like a million other motard conversations. Some idiot asked to talk to a girl with a webcam to press 555. I pressed 555, said I was 13/f/canada and from there, the hijinks begin:

rickdontlikeyou: WAT UP?
Cwsfan1: nuttin
Cwsfan1: u have a webcam
rickdontlikeyou: how u doin
rickdontlikeyou: ya
Cwsfan1: let me take a peek at yo cam please
rickdontlikeyou: OK BUT WE HAVE TO BE QUICK CUZ MY MOM SAYS NO
Cwsfan1: o
Cwsfan1: like how long we talking for
rickdontlikeyou: i will turn my cam on but if my mom comes on we gotta go
Cwsfan1: ok how wil she no its on
rickdontlikeyou: SHE WILL WLK IN THE ROOM
Cwsfan1: she can tell if its on
rickdontlikeyou: do u wanna go on yaoo?
rickdontlikeyou: IF SHE COMES IN THE ROOM YA
Cwsfan1: ok whats your sn
rickdontlikeyou: RICK9109

I don't almost ever use yahoo, and I use my webcam even less. I really had no idea what I was going to do here. I figured I would just put my cam on the wall and that would be that...

imgonapopu666: hi
rick9109: HEY PA
imgonapopu666: sup
rick9109: OK I AM ON CAM
imgonapopu666: its dark tho
rick9109: OH NO
imgonapopu666: wut
rick9109: OH NM FALSE ALARM
imgonapopu666: o
imgonapopu666: how cum its black
rick9109: i dont no) =
rick9109: let me try sumthin
imgonapopu666: ok
rick9109: OK CAN U SEE IT NOW??
imgonapopu666: nope let me exit out of it then u send it again maybe that ok
rick9109: OK
imgonapopu666: invite me
rick9109: ok

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The only pic I had of anyone who was thirteen was my lil sis Tarrah. I figured at this point, I would totally be busted...

rick9109: CAN U SEE ME?
imgonapopu666: kinda its alittle blury
rick9109: I AM HOLDING MY PUPPY
imgonapopu666: how cute
imgonapopu666: move in closer to the camra
rick9109: HOLD UP OK
imgonapopu666: ok
rick9109: IS THAT BETTER???
imgonapopu666: naw
imgonapopu666: drop the dog and move closer
rick9109: ugh let me stop it
rick9109: and start it again

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I quickly grabbed a picture that Jennie mailed me. Jennie is seventeen in this picture; but I figured since dude couldn't tell the difference between a still picture and someone on webcam, that it wouldn't really make a difference.

rick9109: ok
imgonapopu666: ok
imgonapopu666: ok i c u now
rick9109: i AM STICKIN MY TOUNGE OUT AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
rick9109: q =
imgonapopu666: i c that
rick9109: so dew u think im cute??
imgonapopu666: from what i c yes
rick9109: TYYYY
rick9109: hold on!!!!!!!

I just slid the picture close to the camera.

imgonapopu666: k
rick9109: ok SORRY MY MOM CAME IN
rick9109: I'M STICKIN MY TOUNGE OUT AT YOU!!!!
imgonapopu666: its cool
rick9109: SO WHATCHA WANTTO TALK ABOUT??
imgonapopu666: what eva
rick9109: A/SL????
imgonapopu666: wait stick your tounge in your mouf
rick9109: I CANT
rick9109: ) =
imgonapopu666: y not
rick9109: PLEASE DONT TELL N E 1?
rick9109: I HAVE LEPARACY
imgonapopu666: thats cause u a man and u are useing girls pics
imgonapopu666: bye
rick9109: NO
rick9109: WAT R U TALKIN ABOUT??
rick9109: I CAN PROVE IT WANNA SEE MY DOG?

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Olo, I held up a stuffed dog to the camera. The best part is you can see my arm in the pic.

imgonapopu666: thats proves nuttin
rick9109: SEE!!!!!!!
imgonapopu666: u a man and have a dog good for u leave me alone
rick9109: WOOF WOOF

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