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The President's Daughter 2
by Rick

DadDiLoCpHx: hey wat ^ im 17,m,az
DadDiLoCpHx: ok
rickdontlikeyou: Just being the president's duaghter
rickdontlikeyou: yourself?
DadDiLoCpHx: nuttin
DadDiLoCpHx: r u a dude or a girl?
rickdontlikeyou: F
DadDiLoCpHx: o why u post me im on the chat room?
rickdontlikeyou: it was a glitch
DadDiLoCpHx: o so u live in Az?
rickdontlikeyou: yes
DadDiLoCpHx: like wat city?
rickdontlikeyou: London
DadDiLoCpHx: and wat president's daughter are
DadDiLoCpHx: wat prestident's
rickdontlikeyou: George Bush
DadDiLoCpHx: ok he has only two daughter's
rickdontlikeyou: I am secret due to 9/11
DadDiLoCpHx: wat r u serious
rickdontlikeyou: yes, it's national security
DadDiLoCpHx: really so wat's ur name?
rickdontlikeyou: I have to change cities every week I live in a different city in az in a secure hotel
rickdontlikeyou: Lisa
DadDiLoCpHx: my name jacob
DadDiLoCpHx: u hav a pic?
rickdontlikeyou: Next week I'll live in Casa Grande
DadDiLoCpHx: when you going to live in Phoenix
rickdontlikeyou: no I can't show my faceunfortunately
DadDiLoCpHx: why not?
rickdontlikeyou: Al Queda
rickdontlikeyou: I will be in Phoenix next week
DadDiLoCpHx: i aint going to show anyone i promise
DadDiLoCpHx: wat's Al Queda
rickdontlikeyou: terrorists ) =
DadDiLoCpHx: o i aint no terrorist im jus some guy
rickdontlikeyou: oh ok well I trust you I will send
DadDiLoCpHx: k
rickdontlikeyou: ok sent
DadDiLoCpHx: k hold up
DadDiLoCpHx: ok that's the girl from zoom
DadDiLoCpHx: that tv show on channel 8
DadDiLoCpHx: my lil bro watches it
rickdontlikeyou: no
DadDiLoCpHx: yes it is
rickdontlikeyou: no
DadDiLoCpHx: yes it is
rickdontlikeyou: Look you can't tell anyone
rickdontlikeyou: Then my cover is blown
rickdontlikeyou: the terrorists win
rickdontlikeyou: you don't want them to win, do you?
DadDiLoCpHx: no y
DadDiLoCpHx: then send me more pic's to prove ur not a liar
rickdontlikeyou: Well if they know I'm a star, they will find me and zoom will be off the air and the president will lose his daughter
rickdontlikeyou: ok hold on
rickdontlikeyou: sent [sent a blank image]
DadDiLoCpHx: nothing is there
DadDiLoCpHx: ur a liar
rickdontlikeyou: oops let me try again
DadDiLoCpHx: k
DadDiLoCpHx: they dont look alike
DadDiLoCpHx: well guess wat?
rickdontlikeyou: Yes they do
rickdontlikeyou: Yes ?
DadDiLoCpHx: ur a liar and my dad work's for the FBI im calling to my room to show him wat u been saying and should me
DadDiLoCpHx: ok brb to get him
rickdontlikeyou: ok that's it you're going on the no fly list
DadDiLoCpHx: he jus got home
rickdontlikeyou: Tell him because of his son he can't fly anymore
DadDiLoCpHx: ok ur going to jail for fraud
rickdontlikeyou: I'm the President's Daughter and I do what I want
DadDiLoCpHx: ok im calling aol right now to track where your signal is coming from
rickdontlikeyou: Ok
rickdontlikeyou: the secret service is jaming it though
DadDiLoCpHx: trust me I will catch u and put you into jail
DadDiLoCpHx: what is your last name?
rickdontlikeyou: Ok I'm going to call your superior and fire you
rickdontlikeyou: my dad's FBI shouldn't hire anyone who types 'u' instead of 'you.'
rickdontlikeyou: Bush
DadDiLoCpHx: to make sure your are who you say you are
rickdontlikeyou: Lisa X Bush
DadDiLoCpHx: your a fake
rickdontlikeyou: Really, the FBI apparently doesn't even require people to type at a fourth grade level.
rickdontlikeyou: I'm going to have to yell at daddy.
DadDiLoCpHx: ok if your real you have a cell phone i could have my son call you?
rickdontlikeyou: Uh, hello Mr FBI it wouldn't be a very secure location if I could be cell phoned in
DadDiLoCpHx: ok well you have a number my son could reach you at?
rickdontlikeyou: Sure, call me at the hotel
DadDiLoCpHx: ok what's the hotel number and your room number
rickdontlikeyou: 520 409 1297 room number 123
DadDiLoCpHx: why are telln everyone we are talkin
DadDiLoCpHx: you and your homies are so fucking funny
DadDiLoCpHx: anyways i gota go
DadDiLoCpHx: and yes my dad work's for da FBI
rickdontlikeyou: ?

rickdontlikeyou: oh my god
rickdontlikeyou: first time ever
AzPunkGirl22: lol
rickdontlikeyou: DadDiLoCpHx: ok that's the girl from zoom
rickdontlikeyou: I've been sending that picture out for at least three years
AzPunkGirl22: hahaha
AzPunkGirl22: want one thats virtually untraceable unless the person knows graphic design and/or stock photos? lol
rickdontlikeyou: iamo sure.
rickdontlikeyou: I thought one I got of some kid from pbs was convincing I mean it worked for at least 3 years
AzPunkGirl22: lol
AzPunkGirl22: mail [This is where I got my new president's daughter pic
AzPunkGirl22: and no the blonde isnt pamela anderson/lee/whatever
AzPunkGirl22: lol
rickdontlikeyou: iamo
rickdontlikeyou: that's awesome
rickdontlikeyou: Thanks!
AzPunkGirl22: haha youre welcome :D
AzPunkGirl22: i have bajillions more lol
AzPunkGirl22: and access to millions of other stock photos (literally)
rickdontlikeyou: iamo I don't think I need billons, although give me any you have that look like the preisdent's daughter iamo
AzPunkGirl22: hahaha
rickdontlikeyou: iamo this kid is crazy
rickdontlikeyou: DadDiLoCpHx: ok ur going to jail for fraud
AzPunkGirl22: lol
rickdontlikeyou: DadDiLoCpHx: ok im calling aol right now to track where your signal is coming from
rickdontlikeyou: he is saying seriously the shit I make up
AzPunkGirl22 signed off at 6:01 A.M.
AzPunkGirl22 signed on at 6:03 A.M.
rickdontlikeyou: ok
rickdontlikeyou: I GOT HIM TO CALL ME
AzPunkGirl22: stupid computer
AzPunkGirl22: lmao!
rickdontlikeyou: I said "hello this is the marriot please enter your room number"
rickdontlikeyou: homie started punching keys
AzPunkGirl22: hahahaha
rickdontlikeyou: it was the funniest thing ever
rickdontlikeyou: seriously
AzPunkGirl22: thats hilarious
rickdontlikeyou: i hung up so he called back
rickdontlikeyou: and at first he didn't press buttons
rickdontlikeyou: so I was like "this is not a valid entry"
AzPunkGirl22: lmao
rickdontlikeyou: THEN HE PRESSED THEM and I lcouldn't help it i laughed