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Impregnate At first, I had no idea who this was. Then, I thought it was actually the girl who she was talking about. THEN near the end, I realized it really was someone else. Apparently, she thought that I was Jess's (of gorjess.net fame) boyfriend, Rick. Olo, wow. People are crazy. Anyway. bUTT fLOSS xo: so i hear you like to inpregnant 17 year olds?bUTT fLOSS xo: yea, that's what i thought.. bye. rickdontlikeyou: huh? rickdontlikeyou: naw, not impregnate. bUTT fLOSS xo: i said.. "so i hear you like to inpregnate 17 year olds?" rickdontlikeyou: I mean because I totally have so much sex rickdontlikeyou: that I'm totally knocking these broads up. rickdontlikeyou: I tell those bitches to get abortions bUTT fLOSS xo: well that's what your girlfriends telling her ex boyfriend.. rickdontlikeyou: but they never listen. rickdontlikeyou: Yeah, well, she's a total slut. rickdontlikeyou: I just use her for the sex, you know? bUTT fLOSS xo: yea, you can drop the sarcastic attitude now, thanks. bUTT fLOSS xo: im sure you do.. who would use her for anything morw anyways? bUTT fLOSS xo: more* rickdontlikeyou: Hell if I know. rickdontlikeyou: She is such a bitch. rickdontlikeyou: If she couldn't suck a good dick, I don't knwo what she'd be good for. bUTT fLOSS xo: riiiight. bUTT fLOSS xo: actually i heard she sucks at that to.. rickdontlikeyou: Well you heard wrong. rickdontlikeyou: That tongue ring is totally hot. bUTT fLOSS xo: i would think tony would know just as much as you. rickdontlikeyou: Well, from what I heard rickdontlikeyou: he has problesm in that area. rickdontlikeyou: *problems bUTT fLOSS xo: mm, nah.. i've seen him in "that area" and he's fine. rickdontlikeyou: let's just say we don't call him "fast trigger tony" because he's an OG gangsta thug. bUTT fLOSS xo: well from what tony's heard.. you annoy jess because you read outloud.. bUTT fLOSS xo: and you can't dance.. bUTT fLOSS xo: aw, you can't dance? bUTT fLOSS xo: that sucks. rickdontlikeyou: No, I can't ) = bUTT fLOSS xo: that's so unfortunate. rickdontlikeyou: It's embarassing, huh? bUTT fLOSS xo: omg, i'd be devastated if i had to be seen on the dance floor with you.. bUTT fLOSS xo: in fact, i don't think i'd even be able to go on.. rickdontlikeyou: i watched mtv's "all michael jackson" video marathon rickdontlikeyou: like three times rickdontlikeyou: I even taped it. rickdontlikeyou: I tried to copy his movies, but it wouldn't take. bUTT fLOSS xo: yea well, you're gonna need to with the way she makes you sound. bUTT fLOSS xo: yea ya know michael jackson has so many movies.. rickdontlikeyou: oops, *MOVES rickdontlikeyou: I'm very typo happy tonight, it seems. bUTT fLOSS xo: k, that's what i thought you meant. bUTT fLOSS xo: wow, that's one thing jess didn't mention that you do that pisses her off. bUTT fLOSS xo: you might wanna remind her of that one, she must've just forgotten. rickdontlikeyou: She is forgetful. bUTT fLOSS xo: yea she is. rickdontlikeyou: It's because she's dumb. bUTT fLOSS xo: she sometimes forget's she has boyfriends almost. rickdontlikeyou: wha? rickdontlikeyou: what are you talking about? bUTT fLOSS xo: well i mean, when she was with tony.. it was that kal guy and now, with you.. she still tryes to get tony back. bUTT fLOSS xo: tries* rickdontlikeyou: Well good thing he's gay, huh? bUTT fLOSS xo: she was calling him until like 2 weeks ago when he finally told her to stop.. rickdontlikeyou: Takes some pressure off my shoulders. bUTT fLOSS xo: lmfao, nah.. he's not gay, trust me. rickdontlikeyou: No, he's gay, trust me q= rickdontlikeyou: Sometimes a man just has a feeling.... rickdontlikeyou: IN HIS PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bUTT fLOSS xo: hm, that's quite a comment to make about someone you've never met.. rickdontlikeyou: you THINK I haven't met him. rickdontlikeyou: gotta keep some stuff on the low, huh? rickdontlikeyou: Why don't you ask him about the road trip to SF. bUTT fLOSS xo: oh you mean the one with condy and how she never told her grandparents she was going? bUTT fLOSS xo: cindy* rickdontlikeyou: no no rickdontlikeyou: tony's trip to SF. rickdontlikeyou: His trip "alone." rickdontlikeyou: (= 0 rickdontlikeyou: There's so much you don't know! bUTT fLOSS xo: sorry but i never heard that one.. bUTT fLOSS xo: i don't even wanna know that much. rickdontlikeyou: Yeah, he ttries to keep it on the low. bUTT fLOSS xo: i just wanna know what kind of perv. inpregnates 17 year old girls? rickdontlikeyou: But sometimes a man like me has a feeling...IN HIS PANTS!!!! rickdontlikeyou: she ain't really pregnant. rickdontlikeyou: she's just a fat slob. bUTT fLOSS xo: i believe it.. rickdontlikeyou: Remember how I said jess doesn't have a good memory? bUTT fLOSS xo: girls who can't really dance as well as they think they can, or aren't as pretty as they pretend they are.. are usually fat slobs =). rickdontlikeyou: Sometimes Jess doesn't remember which s/ns she's IMed me on before. rickdontlikeyou: Yeah she's fat likethis ( ) bUTT fLOSS xo: what a bummer.. that ego of hers must be taking up all of her brain capacity rickdontlikeyou: yeah seriously. bUTT fLOSS xo: im sorry you had to deal with her for 6 months.. bUTT fLOSS xo: and still are dealing with her.. rickdontlikeyou: Well hey baby bUTT fLOSS xo: you must not be able to get anyone else? rickdontlikeyou: I can still deal with you. bUTT fLOSS xo: wow, a shitty dancer and looker.. that sucks big time man. bUTT fLOSS xo: nah thanks.. i have a man, 3 years almost.. and he doesn't have to get me pregnant to keep me ;D. rickdontlikeyou: I ain't gonna get you pregnant. rickdontlikeyou: Maybe nut in your eye a lil. bUTT fLOSS xo: hmm.. bUTT fLOSS xo: let me think about that one.. rickdontlikeyou: oh come on baby bUTT fLOSS xo: ehh, no thanks.. i've seen your picture before.. sorry ;/. rickdontlikeyou: you know you want to ride the rickdontlikeyou train? rickdontlikeyou: hot, huh? bUTT fLOSS xo: im sorry but you a jess together = 2 wrongs don't make a right, im sorry. rickdontlikeyou: we got an open relationship. bUTT fLOSS xo: and if you don't get that.. in other words.. 2 ugly's don't make a pretty. rickdontlikeyou: OH WOW HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH rickdontlikeyou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH bUTT fLOSS xo: i made that one up myself, thanks :P. rickdontlikeyou: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH rickdontlikeyou: AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA rickdontlikeyou: OH WOW YOU ARE LIKE TOO FUNNY! bUTT fLOSS xo: alright, you can stop laughing now. rickdontlikeyou: MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY OUT FOR DEF COMEDY JAM????? rickdontlikeyou: YOU HAVE ME LAUGHING AND GYRATING AS IF I HAD THE HOLY SPIRIT! rickdontlikeyou: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH bUTT fLOSS xo: hahaha, wait wait.. let me pull a jess.. bUTT fLOSS xo: def comedy jam? WHOAAAA.. insult! im too good for that shit.. rickdontlikeyou: you are too good FOR MY MOM BITCH rickdontlikeyou: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAH rickdontlikeyou: HAHHAHAHAHHAHA rickdontlikeyou: SEE I MADE A FUNNY TOO!!! bUTT fLOSS xo: anyone's too good for your mom sweetie. rickdontlikeyou: yeah, YOU'RE DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bUTT fLOSS xo: OMG I MADE ANOTHER FUNNY! rickdontlikeyou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHA rickdontlikeyou: ok I need to go. rickdontlikeyou: call me |
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