Naw Cuz

JasminejacksonJ:    a/s/l
rickdontlikeyou:    none.
JasminejacksonJ:    my a/s/l is 14/female/cincinnati
rickdontlikeyou:    that's nice.
JasminejacksonJ:    Whats ur name
rickdontlikeyou:    Timmy
JasminejacksonJ:    so what is ur a/s/l
JasminejacksonJ:    like age/sex/location
rickdontlikeyou:    I am 16/m/ohio
JasminejacksonJ:    Were youlive in cincinnati
rickdontlikeyou:    No I live in compton Ohio
JasminejacksonJ:    Oh do u like it
rickdontlikeyou:    yeah it's really cool
rickdontlikeyou:    sometimes ren trips
rickdontlikeyou:    and quik's a mutha
rickdontlikeyou:    but you know how mc eiht puts it down.
JasminejacksonJ:    no how they put it down
rickdontlikeyou:    no doubt, no doubt!
rickdontlikeyou:    ya feel me?
JasminejacksonJ:    oh! so r you black
rickdontlikeyou:    no, I'm asian
JasminejacksonJ:    Awwww i bet u cute as hell
rickdontlikeyou:    yeah!
rickdontlikeyou:    well  I don't know?
rickdontlikeyou:    that's for you to judge?
JasminejacksonJ:    y i have to judge u im not about that i look at from the inside like if u treat a lady like she should b treated im not about that baby no 
rickdontlikeyou:    OH COOL YOU ARE SO NICE!!!
JasminejacksonJ:    thank you! :-)
rickdontlikeyou:    so do you ever cruise the shaw?
JasminejacksonJ:    what u just say cuz i dnt get 
rickdontlikeyou:    wha?  who you callin cuz?
rickdontlikeyou:    BREAK YO SELF
JasminejacksonJ:    cuz me because that the way we do it in cincinnati in A-1
rickdontlikeyou:    wha?  man f yer town dude
rickdontlikeyou:    don't make me clock bombs
JasminejacksonJ:    CUZ MEAN BECAUSE MY BAD. WHAT IS U TALKING ABOUT YOU MESSED UP THE HOLE ROW TASION
rickdontlikeyou:    MAN YOU SO EBOLA
JasminejacksonJ:    NAW WE CAN'T TALK NO MORE
rickdontlikeyou:    CHECK YO PRO BEFORE YO ICE GETS ROWED 2 THA NUGGETS LIKE ....JUWAN HOWARD
JasminejacksonJ:    DO U WANT ME TO TALK 2 U LATER CAUSE U HURTED MY FEELINGS
rickdontlikeyou:    DUDE I BOUT TO RAPTOR U LIKE VINCE CARTER I BLOW YER NEE OUT
rickdontlikeyou:    MAYBE FO A LIL SKULL THO I'LL FLIP THA SCRIPT
rickdontlikeyou:    NOIMSAYIN?
JasminejacksonJ:    FOR 1 NIGGA IM A GURL NOT A DAMN BOY AND YOU MESSING WITH THE WRONG BLACK GURL
JasminejacksonJ:    SO WHAT YOU GOT 2 SAY NAW 
rickdontlikeyou:    MAN DON'T MAKE ME !
rickdontlikeyou:    IMA CALL KOBE AND SHAQ
rickdontlikeyou:    THEN BOOMSHAQALAQA
rickdontlikeyou:    U OUT LIKE THE FU SHICKENS
JasminejacksonJ:    dONT MAKE YOU WHAT CAUSE YOU AINT GONE DO SHIT NIGGA YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP
rickdontlikeyou:    HELLO
rickdontlikeyou:    THIS IS SHAQUILLE O'NEAL
rickdontlikeyou:    OF THE LOS ANGELS LAKERS
rickdontlikeyou:    IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?
JasminejacksonJ:    What ever 
rickdontlikeyou:    WHAT'S WRONG?
rickdontlikeyou:    HELLO?
rickdontlikeyou:    I'M THE BIG ARISTOTLE
rickdontlikeyou:    I CAN SOLVE ANY PROBLEM YOU HAVE
JasminejacksonJ:    Do not fuckin play wit me cause this is not shaquille o'neal
rickdontlikeyou:    SEVEN-OH
rickdontlikeyou:    TOWERIN INFERNO
rickdontlikeyou:    OH YEAH? ASK ME ANY QUESTION ABOUT SHAQ
rickdontlikeyou:    I'LL PROVE IT'S ME
JasminejacksonJ:    What ever
rickdontlikeyou:    IS TIMMY GIVING YOU PROBLEMS?
JasminejacksonJ:    Hell yea that nigga giving me problems
rickdontlikeyou:    I'M SORRY
rickdontlikeyou:    HE WAS A FAN OF THE CINCINATTI BANGLES
rickdontlikeyou:    AND WE BEAT THEM FOR THE NFL CHAMPIONSHIP
JasminejacksonJ:    who is tellin me yhey sorry
rickdontlikeyou:    YEHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JasminejacksonJ:    I mean who is tellin me they is sorry
rickdontlikeyou:    I WILL MAKE TIMMY
rickdontlikeyou:    hey this is timmy
rickdontlikeyou:    uncle shaq is making me say sorry.
JasminejacksonJ:    No he should not make u say sorry u should be big enough to say it to me with out him telling u and i bat u dont mean it neither
JasminejacksonJ:    So what do u have 2 say naw
rickdontlikeyou:    I'M PLENTY BIG YO GET THEM TEETH ON THE SCROTUM AN U CHOKIN NEED RESUSITATION, NOIMSAYIN?
JasminejacksonJ:    bye
JasminejacksonJ:    you will not hear from me again
rickdontlikeyou:    DID HE MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
rickdontlikeyou:    HEY THIS IS KOBE BRYANT OF THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS TELLING YOU TO KEEP IT TUNED TO KCAL NINE
JasminejacksonJ:    I just said bye and he will not hear from me again
rickdontlikeyou:    OH WELL WOULD YOU LIKE A BIG MAC?
JasminejacksonJ:    tell timmy i said bye and he wont hear from me again damn bye
rickdontlikeyou:    HEY THIS IS KOBE BRYANT OF THE LOS ANGLES LAKERS TELLING YOU TO KEEP IT TUNED TO KCAL NINE
rickdontlikeyou:    YOU'RE RUDE!
rickdontlikeyou:    DON'T YOU KNOW
rickdontlikeyou:    I'M KOBE BRYANT???
rickdontlikeyou:    KOBE GOD DAMN BRYANT
rickdontlikeyou:    NBA FIRST TEAM
rickdontlikeyou:    AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE THAT?
rickdontlikeyou:    BAM!  I DUNKED ON YOU!
JasminejacksonJ:    BYE  MAN I AM SO MAD RIGHT NAW BYE BYE:-(
rickdontlikeyou:    HEY THIS IS KOBE BRYANT OF THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS TELLING YOU TO KEEP IT TUNED TO KCAL NINE
rickdontlikeyou:    HELLO?  THIS IS DEL HARRIS
JasminejacksonJ:    bye damn live me the fuck alone 
rickdontlikeyou:    COACH OF THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS
rickdontlikeyou:    IS KOBE AND TIMMY GIVING YOU PROBLEMS?
JasminejacksonJ:    so i dnt give a fuck who u is bye
JasminejacksonJ:    livvvve meeee the fuck a l o n e please 
rickdontlikeyou:    GET THE DAMN BALL INTO SHAQ!
rickdontlikeyou:    Ok!
JasminejacksonJ:    bye
rickdontlikeyou:    but tell me you love me, Del Harris, of the Los Angeles Lakers
JasminejacksonJ:    no bye
rickdontlikeyou:    HEY THIS IS KOBE BRYANT OF THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS TELLING YOU TO KEEP IT TUNED TO KCAL NINE