Sweathog Sales

    This started out with some weird dude IMing me asking if I wanted to be some sort of weird sweathog sale club/bathhouse.  I wasn't ever sure what sweathog inc stuff was, nor was I that interested in doing it.  However, I thought it would make a good motard convo.  I planned on even doing some of the selling.  However, I soon forgot I was a sweathog salesman (as even I have better things to do) and Mr. XwingXper decided that he was going to give me, his new seller, a little bit of a tongue lashing.  I'm really not the person to tounge lash.  Well unless you're a female.  HA HA!  THAT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE IT WAS ABOUT ORAL SEX!

XwingXperT2001:    HEY WHAT'S UP
CallMeRomeorRick:    nuthin, chillen.
XwingXperT2001:    HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING ABOOT YOUR COMITMENT TO SWEATHOG INC.
CallMeRomeorRick:    YES, MOST DEFINITELY
CallMeRomeorRick:    I AM VERY EXCITED
XwingXperT2001:    WELL WELCOME ABOARD LET ME BE THE FIRST TO TELL YOU HOW HAPPY WE ARE TO HAVE YOU WITH US
CallMeRomeorRick:    THANK YOU!  THAT IS NICE TO SAY!
XwingXperT2001:    YOU'LL START OUT AS A SALESMAN, I CAN EMAIL YOU THE SALES SCRIPT OR YOU CAN COME UP WITH ONE YOURSELF
CallMeRomeorRick:    OK SOUNDS GREAT!!!
XwingXperT2001:    SO I'LL GET ALL YOUR INFO AND SEND IT TO YOU WITHEN THE NEXT FEW DAYS
XwingXperT2001:    UNTILL THEN YOU CAN TRY YOUR OWN STLYE OF SELLING
CallMeRomeorRick:    ALL RIGHT WONDERFUL!
CallMeRomeorRick:    OK!
XwingXperT2001:    IF YOU SELL ANY YOU SHOULD SAVE IT AND E-MAIL IT TO US SO WE CAN ANNALYZE YOUR SALES TEQNIQUE
CallMeRomeorRick:    SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN MY MAN!
CallMeRomeorRick:    HA HA I RHYMED
XwingXperT2001:    IF VERY HAPPY WITH YOUR ENTHUSIASUM WITH OUR COMPANY GOOD LUCK AND WE WILL BE IN TOUCH SHORTLY
CallMeRomeorRick:    YES!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!! GO TEAM!
XwingXperT2001:
HELLO SIR I AM KENT HARPINGTON FROM SWEATHOG MULLET INC. HAVE YOU MADE ANY SALES YET?
CallMeRomeorRick: Ya, lots!!!
CallMeRomeorRick: I got 35$ in my paypal account!
XwingXperT2001: WE NEED TO FINISH OUR WEEKLY REVIEW, OH REALLY, THEN WHY I HAVEN'T I SEEN ANY OF THEM?
CallMeRomeorRick: BECAUSE THEY'RE SECRET!!@!!!!
CallMeRomeorRick: shhhhhhhhhhhhh
XwingXperT2001: YOU ARE TO SAVE YOUR SALES AND EMAIL THEM TO ME
XwingXperT2001: DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
CallMeRomeorRick: BUT I WAS TOLD BY  DAVID HAMMERSTIEN TO KEEP THEM SECRET FROM YOU!!!!
XwingXperT2001: WELL?
CallMeRomeorRick: WELL I DON'T KNOW HE SAID HE WAS THE PRESIDENT OF SWEATHOG MULLET INC AND THAT YU WERE TRYING TO uhh...
CallMeRomeorRick: HE USED A BIG WORD  
XwingXperT2001: SIR YOU HAVE JUST BEEN TERMINATED FROM SWEATHOG MULLET INC. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLEY USELESS TO MYSELF AND OUR COMPANY. GOODBYE!
CallMeRomeorRick: it's noT MY FAULT
CallMeRomeorRick: IF YOU WEREN'T STEALING FROM THE COMPANY
CallMeRomeorRick: THEN THE BOSS WOULDN'T HAVE TO CUT YOU OUT OF THE LOOP!!!!
CallMeRomeorRick: YOY CAN'T FIRE ME!
CallMeRomeorRick: I FIRE YOU!
XwingXperT2001: GO TO HELL , YOU DIDN'T EVEN SELL ONE SWEATHOG MULLET, YOU WERE THE WORST SALESMAN EVER!
CallMeRomeorRick: I SOLD 10!!!
CallMeRomeorRick: I WASN'T ALLOWED TO TELL YOU
CallMeRomeorRick: BECAUSE YOU'RE A THIER!
CallMeRomeorRick: AND YOU KNOW IT!
CallMeRomeorRick: YOU THIEF!
XwingXperT2001: WELL IF SOLD THEM WHY WEREN'T THEY GIVEN TO ME?
CallMeRomeorRick: BECAUSE DAVID HAMMERSTIEN TOLD ME YOU'RE FIRED!!  
XwingXperT2001: YOU STUPID PATHETIC NO SELLING WASTE OF SPACE AND LIFE! YOU ARE FUCKING FIRED AND THAT IS FINAL! GOODBYE!
CallMeRomeorRick: AHAHHAHA
CallMeRomeorRick: YOU ARE FIRED!
CallMeRomeorRick: AHAHAHAH
CallMeRomeorRick: YOU THIEF!
CallMeRomeorRick: YOU EXTORTIONIST!
CallMeRomeorRick: YOU EMBEZZLED EVERYTHING WE HAVE!
CallMeRomeorRick: how do you even FACE YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR?
CallMeRomeorRick: YOU DISGRACE!
CallMeRomeorRick: I STRIP YOU OF YOUR RANK OF HOMOEROTIC SALES REP
CallMeRomeorRick: AND CONDEMN YOU TO 50 YEARS LICKING STAMPS IN SIBERIA
CallMeRomeorRick: YOU MONGREL!
XwingXperT2001: LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT MCFLY, I CAN'T EMBEZZLE ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE ONLY THINGS WE HAVE I OR MY BOARD ASSOCIATES! SO WE OWN EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING STUPID SACK OF SHIT! YOU SALESMAN SOLD NOTHING SO HOW CAN WE STEAL IT FROM YOU!
XwingXperT2001: YOUR GONE GOODBYE!
CallMeRomeorRick: YOU STOLE IT FROM THEM!!!!!
CallMeRomeorRick: YOU RUINED YOUR OWN COMPANY
CallMeRomeorRick: YOU ARE AKIN TO SATAN!
CallMeRomeorRick: LOOK AT THIS IM!!!
CallMeRomeorRick: DAVIDHAMMERSTIEN: Don't trust xwingxper.  He's been embezzling our funds.