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Oh yeah, this dude looks mentally healthy.
This young man will break my iron man streak

AC, that guy looks pretty dorky. I doubt he even knows what a basketball is; there's no way he's going to break your consecutive games played streak.

Not that streak, Rick: my virginity streak! Duh!

These motards mistakenly believe that they are wanted. I doubt anyone but the Library Legionaires, Moron Patrol or The Male Marines want them.

Actually, I take that back:  I'm sure I (like many people) want them to die.

       I am Jessie the dog.  This is my owner. Please shoot me.
HA HA! HE HAS FLOWERS! FLOWERS ARE FUNNY! HA HA! 

Please, cut your hair, you damn hippie.  Naw fuck it.  Just cut your damn life.

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