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Mike Cuellono, MajorMoron in the Moron Marines chokes to death on string.
I was going to spend hours and hours working on my body to get cut to attract women.  Then I saw this picture and I realized that a buff nerd is still a nerd.

A virgin is a virgin, too, Rick.

Hey fuck off AC. No one asked for your damn opinion.

Hey Rick, I got laid. LOL, you're the world's oldest virgin right now!

Blow me.

I would, Rick, but I would hate to comprimise your purity LOL!!!

Yeah, well you're ugly.

I guess you have a point.

All hail The Queen of The Motards!
I was walking down the street the other day, because I am poor and I don't  have a car

Don't forget to mention that you're a virgin.

Look AC, you're really pissing me off. Shut the fuck up.

Anyway, I was walking down the street and I heard the loud noises of Bob Saget's "hilarious" description of a man falling to his death from a thirty-story building.  I knew someone was watching America's Funniest Home Videos, so I knew what I had to do.  

I kicked in the door wavin' my fo' fo'. It was instantly obvious who the motard was.  I let my gat burst an i laid that muthafucka six feet under.  The rest of the crowd really didn't seem to mind.

Rick, I think you are delusional. You have never even shot a water pistol.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN OPINION OR THE GOD DAMN FACTS AC!! Get a haircut. Jesus.

Ok, I'll get a haircut AFTER I GET LAID !!  AGAIN!!! LOL!

fuck off.
Pictured here is the cast of the movie Goonies from the eighties.  Olo, wow.  They didn't age too well (except the girl in the middle, she's hot.).  I guess I'm happy for Data and Mikey.  That's one relationship I didn't see coming.  

They're getting more action than you are getting, Rick!!!

Ooooo, I'm a virgin. You really told me. Yeah, ha ha, really funny AC, that's classic comedy.

Yes! It is!

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